Attention! Residents of Texas are experiencing low temps not seen since the Kennedy administration. You may see an abnormal amount of sweaters, heavy coats, layered scarves and ear muffs. Kitten mittens and snuggie usage will spike to levels never before seen. Be prepared for Texans to find a balaclava or an ice scraper, yet not know what to do with either of them. Please help them, for we can only get through this 60° ZOMGFALLISHERE day together!