Guess who came into the restaurant today?! I’ll give you some hints. He’s bounced around a few NFL teams and now plays for the Chicago Bears. He once sported the burnt orange with pride at The University of Texas. And before that, he had some serious “Mojo” at the original Friday Night Lights school, Permian High School in slOdessa, Texas.
I know what you’re thinking: Man! How awesome would it be to wait on a professional athlete! Especially this guy! I bet he tipped amazing! Wrong. Roy tipped his server 10%. NIIIIIIIIIICCCE.