January 2012
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Operation Pantless NYE
…has now commenced. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
December 2011
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Girls have cooties, duh.
Me: Are you gonna party tonight?
Little boy I'm serving: I dunno.
Me: Are you gonna stay up late and watch the ball drop?
Little boy: Maybe.
Me: Are you gonna give your mama a big wet kiss on the cheek at midnight?
Little boy: What? No!
Me: But you have to kiss a pretty girl on new years eve! It's tradition!
Little boy: Eww, no!
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reclaimingm asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs.
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Steven Colbert breaking character →
If you don’t laugh at this, then you’re probably racist. (NSFW. or grandmas.)
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Because my heart is still in San Francisco?
I met up with my friends and friends of friends at a wine bar tonight. At one point, someone asked if I live in Austin, to which I quickly responded: no. As if it were second nature.
And as soon as the word came out of my mouth, I stopped myself from further responding once I realized that wasn’t true. I don’t live in the Bay Area anymore. Austin is my new home.
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7th hour of the day after
…and still miserably full. On the road back to the ATX to work a double. Somebody come see me!
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This Christmas food baby will be the death of me
Alive and kicking. Raging. In my stomach womb. Threatening to tear some perineum.
Which isn’t cool because no insurance means I can’t afford an episiotomy.
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That awkward moment when you're screaming out loud...
And a car of cute girls pulls up beside you. You play it off like a boss by continuing to sing.
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You know that little ball thing underneath your...
You don’t need that… Right?
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ESPN's Paul Kuharsky: Rapid Reaction →
What I want to know: Did the Texans suffer short term loss in exchange for long-term benefit? It’s a result that could help keep the Colts from having the first pick in the draft and keep Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck out of the division.
kristenambr asked: Some music site should hire you to just listen to new bands and go to shows and write about them.
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ESPN's David Fleming cracks the NFL playoff codes →
Houston Texans Houston has clinched the AFC South. The Texans would clinch a first-round bye with: 1. HOU win against Indy + Tenn, AND 2. A NE loss or a BAL loss, AND 3. The entire team avoids being placed on IR before the playoffs begin, AND 4. T.J. Yates becomes the first young, untested QB not to fall apart under the postseason pressure cooker, AND 5. Jerry Jones doesn’t file an...
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