February 2011
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tummyblurr asked: Sir, I do not think I will be trimming my beard till AFTER SXSW. Does that seem like a good time to shave it or should I just go all out till April or June? Think of the possibilties of all the types of animals that could live in it... Suggestions?
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January 2011
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jakefogelnest asked: I wasn't being sarcastic! All that music is computerized! While that played I was probably fast asleep at my house. It was most likely programmed days ago. Oopsies!
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See also: Welcome to Houston
Where causing you to sweat from humidty as soon as you deplane and losing your luggage are some of our other goals.
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When life hands you buttermilk that expired 4 days...
dontcallmemargaret:
You say fuck it and make a huge batch of pancakes. You consume almost the whole batch by yourself. Because you can. Because its Sunday. Because you don’t give a what.
This lady has her head on straight. And is therefore my hero.
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I just found the only type of people in Kansas...
Those that don’t shovel their sidewalks! Grrrr… Rawwrrr! Loud noises!!!
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Chevron Houston Marathon
This weekend marks the 39th annual Houston Marathon and while I’m not running the halfsie this year (for multiple reasons), I do have friends that will be participating. If you’re anywhere near the course routes, be prepared for delays. Better yet—get out of your car and go cheer these people on! In lieu of 2011 race pics, here are last year’s:
This was my...
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Follow-up to my "quick" Monday post
Updates to this:
My phone is official gone. Houston Metro has told me every day this week that they’ve received nothing fitting the description of my Droid. Tuesday I ordered a pre-owned model from Verizon in order to not spend $500+ on a no-contract phone. I won’t talk about the phone in detail, but it’ll hold me over for the next few months until my contract allows me to...
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I would run 500 miles
morninggloria:
My shoes are starting to feel a little hurty and I figured I might want to start thinking of buying a new pair. Out of curiousity, I went back to the training program that I followed last summer and fall and tried to get an idea of how far I’d run on them.
About 500 miles between June and October last year, plus everything I’ve done since.
Yeah, time for new shoes.
FRIENDLY...
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There's nothing quite like the combination of...
Don’t hate.
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Chris Farley
You are sorely missed, still as much now as when we lost you 14 years ago. Your “holy schnikes”, “shut up, Richard!”, “that Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace” and “Housekeeping?” all got me through junior high with tons of laughs. Your time spent on SNL as Matt Foley, that one time you were a Chippendale’s dancer, all your...
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As Gwen Stefani once quite famously said: what are we waiting for? Let’s...
– Our English trading manager started off a conference call with this yesterday, after which all the French traders smiled and nodded. Note to self…credibility can be lost with just one sentence—choose words wisely!
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Writer takes readers into "The Phog" →
rockchalkjayhawk:
Rock … Chalk … Jayhawk …
Special news piece from a few years ago…has my spidey-senses tingling for Saturday.
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I finally heard the 'Whip My Hair' song today
Yes, I’ve been living under Alcatraz.
my-own-melt asked: he came up behind me & counted in my ear. i thought it was self-explanatory. if not, stay away from me when i'm filling up water bottles kthxbye ;)
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