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DCvTOR #whynot #mls (at RFK Stadium)

DCvTOR #whynot #mls (at RFK Stadium)

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mar-see-ah:

Maddie likes wearing dresses because everyone thinks she put effort into her outfit but she’s actually just avoiding wearing pants.

Downside of being a male: always having to wear pants. And having to stand when we pee. And having to pay more taxes because higher salary.

mar-see-ah:

Maddie likes wearing dresses because everyone thinks she put effort into her outfit but she’s actually just avoiding wearing pants.

Downside of being a male: always having to wear pants. And having to stand when we pee. And having to pay more taxes because higher salary.

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Lil Kim what whattttttt (at Passion Fin Merrifield)

Lil Kim what whattttttt (at Passion Fin Merrifield)

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North Carolina! Throw your hands up!

Need to know of the best BBQ place in Asheville to get a proper NC BBQ experience!

Moe’s? Luella’s? 12 Bones? Gimme!

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i’m nothing if not selectively overly-persistent

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If that didn’t make you hurt…

In the same way men instinctively shield their man parts when they see another dude get nailed there?

You’re probably not watching the correct 9c/10e Sunday night show on HBO.

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Lil Wayne Becomes a Sports Agent, Signs Soccer's Cristiano Ronaldo   

Nope. Not an Onion article. Silly Cristina…

Update: Boo… Turns out this was crummy reporting. Not true at all, per Cristina himself (or whomever runs his twitter).

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Midwifery and such. @ironandwinetour @bwp731  (at Paramount Theatre)

Midwifery and such. @ironandwinetour @bwp731 (at Paramount Theatre)

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I’m tired of people thinking of me as just a brainy nerd; I have a set of boobs too ya know

I’m tired of people thinking of me as just a brainy nerd; I have a set of boobs too ya know

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Waterloo got me again. Stocked up on some long overdues and the new @colonyhouseband because @leslie_hales vouched for it! @glassanimalsband #sylvanesso @easternco

Waterloo got me again. Stocked up on some long overdues and the new @colonyhouseband because @leslie_hales vouched for it! @glassanimalsband #sylvanesso @easternco